The Corporation loves, Stupid Fuck Head. They love me so much they gave me a blue ribbon to put on my uniform with the number 12311 on it to show everyone I am the 12311 Best Employee of The Corporation. Imagine that 12311! best employee. Talk about W.O.W.. It is so neat to be number 12311 are working for more cycles in a row that i can remember. Being called 12311 worker of The Corporation is such an honor.

I love The Corporation.

And they love me because Stupid Fuck Head was told if I work for the next thousand Cycles straight I could be 12310 best employee.