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I WORKED!!!

THE WORKING STREAK CONTINUES!!!

I fooled everyone and stayed in the building during the decontamination process! Ha! FOR those suckers who chose to take the FreeCycle of work and do what they wanted to do. I got to remain inside and work! All I needed to do was hide under my desk/bed while they security swept the area.

I don't get what the big deal was because all that happened was some people came through with ToxicDetectors and scanned the area. There was no smoke, water, or any type of cleaning one would think of when cleaning a toxic spill. In fact, I don't think any cleaning happened because I think that the company just wants everyone to feel safe at work when really the toxic spill was no big deal and nothing real bad. I am lucky I got to remain and work because many of my work friends had to leave and go find something to do on their own without the help of any managers, business planes, or action items. To bad for them.

And good for me! I began my next project while continuing to create upgrades for the three other projects I am working on :)

The new product is a Entropyseer. It will allow everyone one to see beyond the EntropyIllusions caste, so one can better create tools for Entropy. I haven't talked with any of my Managers for they have not returned to work and won't be returning for 5 more Cycles because they HAVE to take time off. SUCKERS!!! I'd hate to be them with all that free, unrestricted, time to do free things with and not work. How sad they must be...

WorkEnd

It has been 128 Cycles since I have had my last Cycle free of work. NextCycle my department, even my office/home, will be closed the entire Cycle because there was a contamination spill LastCycle causing the company to schedule a shut down of parts of the building I live and work in (called Creative Box 00FA), so Maintenance can clean up the contamination. This
unfortunately means that I can't work because we are no longer allowed to work out side the company buildings for fear of another company intercepting signals and company information.

I have a meeting with Manager #2 and Manager #3 and Manager #4 ThisCycle in another building because they feel it is too unsafe for them to remain in this building. At the meeting, I will see if I can somehow work NextCycle. There has to be a way I can work because it just can't be that I can't work?

How can they do this to me? I don't get it! They are going to break my work streak, and then I won't be the employee who has worked the most time without stoping work. I won't even be able to SleepWork™. I don't know what I will do with a FreeCycle all to myself with no work! Why are they doing this to me? It's not fair.

I can work through the cleanup! I CAN and I won't complain. If they are worried about me suing I will sign anything as long as I can work and work and work. I WANT TO WORK NEXT CYCLE! I don't want a cycle free of work.

I lost the acronym contest :(

C.O.O.L. did win, but not my C.O.O.L.. My friend in the office next to me seen my site of me seeing all my C.O.O.L. acronyms. He seen he would help me think of a C.O.O.L.. We both agreed that his C.O.O.L. was too different than my C.O.O.L., the one I wanted, and that he should enter the contest with his C.O.O.L..

My C.O.O.L. Collective Objectives Ordering Life, was seen, is a good acronym for engineering, and maybe some other internal divisions, but my C.O.O.L. was not a good acronym for all the company and all the world.

It is neat that my friend's C.O.O.L. won. I am happy for him :) His C.O.O.L. is cool. I like seeing it.

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Acronym Contest

There is a new acronym contest for next Quarter of Hex company slogan. I have been thinking and seeing about what to enter for the contest during the five minute breaks from work or sleep work I have every quarter cycle. I have been thinking of acronyms during work to and I am sorry I have been, and I have written Manager #1, #2, #3 sites and have sent the sites to all of them to see that I have lost a few Cesiums of time because of me thinking of the acronym contest.

I have a thought of a few acronyms, but I don't know if they are good or not and want to enter them, but I can only enter one into the contest because the rules read only one entry per employee. I think I will enter the one I have been thinking of the most ThisCycle and the one I thought of first, but thought I should think of more before deciding with one and thought of more, but thought of this one more. This one is C.O.O.L.. C.O.O.L. equals Collective Objectives Ordering Life. Well, that's what C.O.O.L. equals now. I am still thinking of the words because the words don't seem to be as fun and exciting as all those other acronyms.

MORE, MORE, MORE!

I love a healthy body. More work can be done and more work is getting done. More much more. I have completed the CarbonMonoxide2Oxygen Test Tool and have began to create WaterPurifying Test Tool, EntropyThought Test Tool and a side project I work on only in my home-office to allow Entropy to create an atmosphere to allow animal to survive. I can't explain it but it is neat. Really neat! And COOL! I haven't told my managers yet. I should see to them, but things are going GREAT! Things are going so good and so fun. WOW! WOW! WOW! How neat it is. I only hope the other test tools are pushed out. I hope. I hope. I hope. I hope. I hope! I will tell them later ThisCycle. I will. I think they will like it. I have been using half my Sleep Work time to begin the tool. This tool. This tool is so, so, so neat!

...Sick...

I can't focus on anything. My body is hot and sweaty. My pours are oozing germs. I can't see or feel. I am only working half the Cycle.

Oh, how I hate begin sick. I hate not being able to work and I have so much work to work. I tried to fix a bug found in the CarbonMonoxide2Oxygen Test Tool, but I couldn't fill my mind with code because it is filled with with a cold. Why me? Why does this happen to me? I don't need this. I don't want this. I just want to work. Why can't I work? No all I get to do is lay here in sleep and cough and look at the wall and watch the holoimages. I want to work. I haven't worked a full Cycle for only one Cycle and I already feel like I am failing the company.

I am failing the company. I hope may Manager #1, Manager #2 and Manager #3 don't hate me. I hope I still have a job after I get better :(

QUARTERLY CORPORATE MEETING!

THE C.E.O. WILL BE THERE. W.O.W.. The C.E.O. will be at the meeting for the first time on a Hex. I always enjoy going to the quarterly meeting to listen to all the facts about sells and users and new products. All that stuff make me excited and inspired to work to go back to my room-office and work for the next quarterly meeting.

Now...Now the C.E.O. will be there. That is such an inspiration. I wonder what he will say or see. Maybe he will talk? Maybe he will not? The last time the C.E.O. came I waited in line to get into the meeting for 2 Cycles and I got front row. I sat right next to the people the C.E.O. pointed to during his speech on how great the company is doing and how the Cycle ahead will be difficult. I think he looked at me, too. He didn't wink at me or anything but he looked.

I hope I can get a front seat again. I hope, I hope, I hope I get another front seat. That would be so neat. I would almost cry. I would cry.

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